Chronosynclastic Infundibulum

I came across this at the local half-price book store:

I find it hard to believe that such excrement is still sold like it is worth something. But, to Half-Price’s credit, its priced at less than half the original price. In fact, $5 is more like 25% of the original price.

Seeing that price tag, I couldn’t help but mimic Palin saying, “sucky, sucky. Five Dolla. Me love you long time!“